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What I loved most was the handwritten note from the factory worker. It said "Save Me". Well, Brand your Landfill saved me 3% on their nearest competitor. Thanks guys!

Vlad The Impaler

I wanted a power-bank filled with really toxic chemicals and heavy metals, but didn't want to compromise on my greenwashing strategy, so Brand your Landfill covered it in Bamboo. Looks great, and I can't wait to hear from my customers about how it charged their phone by a whole 10%!

Tonald Drumpf

I'm basically immortal, so I was looking for a pen that would hang around the planet as long as I did. Brand your Landfill absolutely delivered. When my customers toss it away, I can be safe in the knowledge it'll be on the planet longer than human civilisation.

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About Us

We'll slap a logo on anything! Sustainability? Pfft. As long as it fills our pockets with lovely, lovely money, we don't care if it fills skips.

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Corporate Responsibility

Our responsibility starts and ends with our shareholders. What's great is that they really don't give a monkeys what we flog, as long as it makes us that sweet, sweet dollar. The planet? We'll just throw it away and get a new one. 

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We've got a catalogue filled with the same old crap you can see anywhere. Got three days to browse a generic list of swag? Look no further

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Delivery

We can turn your order around in 24 hours. How so? By ensuring we ONLY use factories that have absolutely no regard for their staff and by shipping via methods most likely to really screw up the planet. Want one box of non-recyclable plastic-backed notebooks? We'll air freight it to you in 5 days.

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Our Story

Brand your Landfill is one of the fastest growing peddlers of really poor quality, planet-killing swag with a logo on it. If you need to hand out a freebie that will be instantly forgotten and put straight into the bin - then we're your guys.

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