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MEMO from CEO - New head of emissions reduction

FROM: CEO Brand Your Landfill, Ivor Dump
TO: All Company Workers

Dear Workers,

You will have seen Martin Winterkorn is joining us as Head of Emissions Reduction. He is joining us in a few weeks, but I wanted to take the opportunity to tell you he was really expensive because of the great work he does.

So, as a company we will no longer be providing coffee, tea or even water to workers.

Once he settles in and we start to improve our emissions results we will review.

Many thanks
Ivor Dump
Brand Your Landfill

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