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Budget Umbrella

Budget Umbrella

Regular price
£5.58
Sale price
£5.58
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What they Say

In our value range from as little as £2.60.

Comes in a range of colours. 

What they Mean

£2.60? Sure. As long as they are black, you buy them between 11.23am and 11.24am on a day that doesn't have a 'y' in it... and know the secret code word.

We say recycled because they are so bad that customers keep returning them, and we're re-selling them to the next mug that buys them. Don't tell anyone.

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